forrealsies:

vinebox:

"Guys, I found a frog"

I seriously cannot stop laughing

(Source: vinebox)

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

greatsenpai:

What did Kaneki Ken even do to deserve all this

lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those


clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP

(Source: webpix)

“I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.”
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, ”More Than Just A House  (via alaisiagae)

(Source: fitzgeraldquotes)

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

i meanimage

can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

totallyfubar:

the-second-sister:

totallyfubar:

Friendly reminder that the first recorded pun in history was a pun about corn in The Epic of Gilgamesh, so the first pun ever written was literally corny

Are you proud of yourself?

well somebody’s gotta be

prosinac:

THIS IS WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN UPLOADING

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.
satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: This mother goat

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: This mother goat